Have Resume Will Travel (but not far)

This is an actual resume' received last week by a friend of mine, recruiter extraordinaire, Bryan Burgmaier:

I have skills in typing,Mathmatics,grammer, communication, and accounting. I completed 2 years of high school/got G.E.D. I attend Clovis Community College. I plan to attend University of New Mexico in fall. I am currently 19.

Seriously, that was the whole resume. And I'm happy to report that I've forwarded this fine fellow to CollegeRecruiter.com site so he can receive lots 'o tips on resume' writing.

Dennis